Cussing someone out; after Christian Bale's shellacking of Shane Hurlbut. Recorded for posterity in video and audio, he drops the F-bomb thirty seven times in four minutes, an average of one every six seconds.

If that jerk interrupts me one more time, I'm goin' Bale on his ass...

goin' Bale by geekthing February 4, 2009

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christian bale

a byword for getting insanely pissed off and abusing someone/thing over a small matter. could be used as a threat etc.

All I said was "please pass the salt" and he jumped on me like christian bale on a cinematographer!

You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!

christian bale by anna246 February 7, 2009

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Christian Bale

Verb. To leave

Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.

Christian Bale by poopy111 May 25, 2009

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Christian Bale

Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.

You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.

Christian Bale by Avioletfluid13 November 22, 2005

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