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C.C.A. Baldi Middle School 

The best-rated middle school in Philadelphia, largely due to the overly strict rules of discipline and uniform. Located at Verree and Marchman roads. It combines the puny, slightly innocent 11-year-olds, with the much more mature and perverted 14-year-olds whose main topic of conversation is pubic hair. Most children spend their first month figuring out the circular hallways and the dizzying amount of staircases. The word 'detention' does not exist in the 7th grade world, it's a suspension or nothing. The building is either extremely cold or extremely hot. Russians and Mexicans make up most of the population.
C.C.A. Baldi Middle School is an utter piece of faggotry.

Jason Baldi

The most amazing, Fun loving boyfriend there is. He will always put a smile on your face! He has a really funny name too! Lol Baldi.
Please let this get through he is having a hard night :) I love Jason Baldi
Jason Baldi by Jade23trip January 2, 2022

Bald Biting Baldi 

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.
"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"
Bald Biting Baldi by Beebo34 February 27, 2023

Not a baddie but a SEINT 

A Hero who fight's the forces of EVIL!
Honour is "Not a baddie but a SEINT"!

badiggle 

What you jiggle.
Jiggle your badiggle all over the place.
badiggle by TomcatAcaphe July 31, 2020

Baldifier 

dogshit bed wars player, hardcore booster, and gaylord.
Baldifier is a fat fuck that lives in a mobile home.

baddiesmp 

the elite smp, involving danny gamezalez and kurtis pogger. drew gooden's whereabouts are currently unknown

(drew if you by some miracle see this, name your gaming channel: game drewden)
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