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Cuddle badger

A cuddle badger is a person holding a blackbelt in the Art of Cuddling. He/she is VERY persistent & will hold you accountable in the area of cuddle quotas. While the cuddle badger's cousin, the honey badger, doesn't "give a shit", this cute badger DOES. The cuddle badger's favourite prey would be unsuspecting "bad-boys" or distant women.
"I came home from work last night & the girlfriend got all cuddle badger on me!"

"She's a little too cuddle badger to me. She can't keep her hands off me in public for heaven's sakes!"
by Laurie Vuitton September 23, 2012
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vag badge

A tramp stamp located on the front of a female's body in the lower stomach or groin area above the vagina, hence the name.
She dropped her pants and we all saw her vag badge.
by gwarg May 23, 2014
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boo boo badger

We all know one... It's like if you have a friend who gets hurt all the time, but its not really a big deal; paper cut, bruise here or there... but they might as well be admitted to the ICU because the way they keep talkin' bout... every 2minutes it's a huge deal. They don't hesitate in bringing it up, tellin' everybody the serious ordeal they went through and how they got da injury. But everybody knows its not a big deal because their a "boo boo badger"
Casey was being a "boo boo badger" all day, after cutting her lip on the grape freeze pop... Last week it was her cankle she rolled in her high tops what a "boo boo badger" shut up already!
by AtreyuD03 December 10, 2009
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badge bunny

Proper noun: A female that goes out only with cops and firemen.
by Franko October 26, 2003
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Noddy Badge

Related to the Enid Blyton Noddy books and the TV show.

Used to denote that somebody has gloated about an achievement which was in fact really minimal or that even a child could do.
"I beat my 8 year old cousin at chess".
"Well done, Mike. You're only 20 years older than her. You deserve a Noddy Badge".
by Boeremuisie January 12, 2015
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badeu

invented badeu sqaure on square map lmao, also got pp (performance points) record on a map with very smol circles
random 6 digit: yo you see that new play badeu made on squares are cool?
random 6 digit 2: ye how does he read that
by Lance0 September 3, 2021
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rural badger

a joyful person who sometimes gets a little overexcited
John was being a bit of a rural badger as he skipped around the playground and jumped upon his friends' backs.
by Pigeonface1708 February 13, 2023
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