Eat the Backhoe

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.

Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.

by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019

backho

An ugly, boring, unpleasant and/or unhygenic woman, often obese, who attempts to compensate socially by engaging in extreme promiscuity.

Although Danielle though her male friends hung around her for her personality, in reality they considered her something of a backho.

by Al Littletomatoes March 4, 2010

Booger Backhoe

A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!

Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!

Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!

For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!

by Big1Adam December 30, 2018

BackHoe

A dude that fucks another dude for drugs, they enter through the back door! Makes him a BackHoe, notta BagHoe!

He's a BackHoe! Can't afford his addiction, so he's taken it in the back door!

He ain't no Bag Hoe, his nigga ass is a BackHoe!

by Shenanigans & Bananagins September 20, 2018

Backhoe

A sexual act that involves a man seated in a chair and a woman giving him a blowjob from her knees. The man reaches over her back to put his fingers in her butthole and proceeds to lift her from her back end up in the air as if a backhoe was reaching out with its arm to scoop up an object with its bucket.

My man Diesel reached over her back and picked her up off the ground like a backhoe

by Deez Diesel February 15, 2024

The Backhoe

When a woman is giving you a blowjob while you are sitting down and you reach over her back, stick two fingers in her anus, and lift her off the ground.

My man Diesel lifted her knees and feet off the ground using the Backhoe.

by Deez Diesel February 12, 2024

Backhoeing

When Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* digs himself in a very deep hole that can not be signified by a shovel alone, but with a backhoe.

Example: "Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."

"Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."

by Aaron's Real-Fake Dictionary May 2, 2015