Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."
Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."
Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."
by Mason Wade February 16, 2025
Get the Montana Backhoemug. A dude that fucks another dude for drugs, they enter through the back door! Makes him a BackHoe, notta BagHoe!
He's a BackHoe! Can't afford his addiction, so he's taken it in the back door!
He ain't no Bag Hoe, his nigga ass is a BackHoe!
He ain't no Bag Hoe, his nigga ass is a BackHoe!
by Shenanigans & Bananagins September 20, 2018
Get the BackHoemug. An ugly, boring, unpleasant and/or unhygenic woman, often obese, who attempts to compensate socially by engaging in extreme promiscuity.
Although Danielle though her male friends hung around her for her personality, in reality they considered her something of a backho.
by Al Littletomatoes March 4, 2010
Get the backhomug. A sexual act that involves a man seated in a chair and a woman giving him a blowjob from her knees. The man reaches over her back to put his fingers in her butthole and proceeds to lift her from her back end up in the air as if a backhoe was reaching out with its arm to scoop up an object with its bucket.
by Deez Diesel February 15, 2024
Get the Backhoemug. Alaskan phrase referring to using 3 or more people in a conveyer belt style to remove a dead animal out of a valley or hole usually from hunting but also farm animals.
by bigbear24 November 21, 2022
Get the Ketchikan backhoemug. A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!
Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!
Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!
For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!
Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!
For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!
by Big1Adam December 30, 2018
Get the Booger Backhoemug. Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!
by HAFSNT July 22, 2023
Get the backhoe manmug.