What happens when you are getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit and the shit falls into the toilet causing the one doing the blowing to get a face full of shit water.
Oh man last night i gave my bitch the worst blumkin backsplash ever her face was completely covered in poo water.
by blumkinKing January 14, 2009
Get the blumkin backsplash mug.The filmy, cloudy residue at the bottom of a drink that you get when you pass a drink to someone else. Always seems to be at the bottom, separate from the rest of the drink, like oil and water.
Also a good way to determine if someone has eaten fish or tomatoes recently.
Also a good way to determine if someone has eaten fish or tomatoes recently.
Soph: Can I have my coke back, now?
Tat: Yeah, here you go.
Soph: Is that backwash at the bottom?
Tat: Er...
Soph: You keep it.
(incidentally, if anyone gets a bottle with backwash in the bottom, try refilling it with its original liquid as well, so it's full, then heating the bottle from below. Because it's seperate, I wonder if it behaves like a lava lamp. If anyone wants to try this, feel free to enlighten me.)
Tat: Yeah, here you go.
Soph: Is that backwash at the bottom?
Tat: Er...
Soph: You keep it.
(incidentally, if anyone gets a bottle with backwash in the bottom, try refilling it with its original liquid as well, so it's full, then heating the bottle from below. Because it's seperate, I wonder if it behaves like a lava lamp. If anyone wants to try this, feel free to enlighten me.)
by ANBY June 17, 2004
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to take a mouthful of drink from a container (cup/glass/bottle) and spit it out back into the container in which saliva and bits of food go back in with the drink
Someone eats a carrot sandwhich and becomes an arsehole by taking a mouthful from their cup and spitting it back in which bits of bread and carrot go into the drink with saliva=backwash
by bread infection October 23, 2005
Get the backwash mug.phenomenon which occurs when straight women begin to realize that perhaps men who spend more time and money on their hair/skin/clothes than they do, are not exactly what they wanted after all. Mom always said "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" and damn if she wasn't right!
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
I used to think those pretty metro boys were so hot, but lately I find they're just too much. Damn metro's, bet they weren't counting on the backlash, 'cause I ain't got time to be with a guy who's spending more time getting ready than I am!
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
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Man that chic looked like a geyser when I give her a backwash. Dude that's awesome. Next time I see her I'll call her old faithful.
by BigDaddy_P April 8, 2017
Get the Backwash mug.When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.
Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014
Get the Backsplash bidet mug.A sexual act in which the female stands over the male, who holds his anus agape while the female fingers herself until she squirts into his anus.
by Bananatee January 15, 2014
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