Backdraft

The (sometimes fatal) rush of hot, noxious gas that escapes from between your legs after farting whilst sitting on the porcelain throne.

This is particularly hazardous when hung over after a night on the Guinness, as the unsuspecting victim hangs their head in shame between their knees, whilst the world falls out of their arse, and a gust of rusty wind has nowhere else to go but to escape up and out from between their legs right into their face.

“Oh Sweet Baby Jesus and the orphans!”

“What’s wrong, Darling? Are you ok?”

“For Fuck’s sake! I’m sitting on the pot to have a Richard the Third and let out a huge fart. The backdraft shot right up and hit me in the face. I wish I hadn’t eaten that vindaloo last night.”

“Oh dear. You poor thing. Do you need me to come in and help you?”

“No thanks Mummy, I’ll be fine.”

by Mr.Bite.MyLip January 2, 2025

my joint backdrafted

When you take a hit on a joint and it flames up in the middle and the tip.

I took a hit and my joint backdrafted and nearly burnt my my lip.

by MaBH January 21, 2024

backdraft

If blowback means long-term consequences of secret or unknown foreign policies that catch the population off guard and leave them open to false interpretations about the nature of the conflict, backdraft means the short- term consequences of overt policies blowing up right in our face. – author Scott Horton in Enough Already: Time to End the War on Terrorism

Despite government lies that Omar Mateen was driven by repressed homosexuality, in fact, his 2016 Orlando terrorist attack was backdraft from Obama's bombing campaign against the Caliphate he had helped to create in Iraq and Syria just a couple of years before in an attempt to oust Bashar al-Assad from power in Damascus.

by antiwarrior November 22, 2023

Norwegian backdraft

When you surprise anal some one, and they projectile shit all over you

Sorry love, that's called a Norwegian backdraft

by Illkhemist July 3, 2021

Backdraft

The act of farting directly into someone else's butthole.

As my sister laid on the couch, I gave her the gift of the unexpected backdraft.

by HershySquirt May 6, 2016

Backdraft

When you're chugging a beer but the pressure of the beer flow shoots up from the can into your nose.

I threw it back too hard and the backdraft of the can shot up my nose.

by pongplayer01 May 17, 2015

backdrafting

to fart into each other buttholes

wow backdrafting is soooooo hot

by yowkitty March 14, 2009