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Backyard Sprinkler

The act of ejaculating across your partners back while having doggystyle sex.
I was bangin this ho last night from behind and when I nutted I gave her the backyard sprinkler.
by Bonedale Ben January 5, 2008
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Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.
Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.
by @assonance December 10, 2013
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backyard smoker

The act in which Baby Rays barbecue sauce is smothered on an individuals butt during sex. Upon completion of slathering, the person covered with Baby Rays barbecue sauce will light up and smoke a cigarette while the other individual licks the Baby Rays barbecue sauce off of their butt.
At the grocery store, Duke picked up a bottle of Baby Rays barbecue sauce in preparation for doing the backyard smoker later that night.
by Duke_fettywap December 23, 2015
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backwards recliner

Similar to the "Reclining Chair", but instead gender flipped and backwards (evidently).

In the situation when a female/male is laying down facing up and providing head for a man sitting on top (preferably with his/her legs kicked up to provide support for him, hence the chair aspect, as the angle can be quite difficult to maintain). When the man on top starts to reach climax, he quickly flips around so that as the bottom provides a rimjob until the man climaxes, ejaculating over the bottom's torso.
Male 1: Yo I was slamming that girl from my church the other night, and right when she thought I was gonna nut in her mouth I flipped the script and pulled the greatest backwards recliner the world had ever seen. It was so great my cock sauce was red.

Male 2: I think you might need to see a doctor...
by Crunchyeater June 5, 2016
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backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy
what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty
by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017
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Backwards Cowgirl

A move never to be done in Alabama as you never turn your back on family.
A sex position
Alabamian: Hey wanna do the Backwards Cowgirl with me
Sister: No! You never turn your back on family
Alabamian: Okay, we can sixty nine
by A Dank Roblox Player December 17, 2018
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ass backwards

To be out of order or reversed; very confused or mixed up; completely fouled up or wrong.

'Ass' refers to the rear end or buttocks, and 'backwards' means reversed. The phrase suggests that something is happening the wrong way, with the rear coming first. ('Ass' is an impolite word, so be careful using this phrase.)

Synonym: snafu
1) Jeb, you're riding that donkey ass backwards! Turn around!

2) You installed these windows ass backwards - the screens are supposed to be on the outside!
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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