by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023
Get the backwoods southern lawyermug. A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.
Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011
Get the Backwoods Keg Partymug. To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.
Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?
Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex
Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex
by scooter the chubby chaser September 20, 2016
Get the backwoods hot dog slidemug. The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018
Get the Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledrivermug. A little bitch that has sharpie eyebrows.
by Sparklebitch13 January 2, 2017
Get the Backwood yahoomug. When a man is getting fucked by another man and the one doing the fucking reaches around and twists the other man's nipples.
by Abqgwm September 3, 2013
Get the backwoods twistermug. by YourMomFaveHoe December 30, 2023
Get the backwood whoremug.