backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023

Backwoods Keg Party

A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.

Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..

Sam: Did you just say that??

Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-

Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..

by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

backwoods hot dog slide

To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.

Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?

Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex

by scooter the chubby chaser September 20, 2016

Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver

The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.

Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.

by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018

backwoods gangsta

BWG, Back woods gangsta, It's a person that hunts, fishes, loves drinking beer. It's people that love doing anything outdoors and out of the big city's.

He's a backwoods gangsta! Were all backwoods gangstas! That's something a backwoods gangsta would do.

by Tank in Greenwood February 3, 2010

backwood crawlers

An off-roading group from the central valley of California.

Let's go to JackFlats this weekend with the Backwood Crawlers to test out my 4 wheel drive

by Ktbug_zj20 March 8, 2015

backwoods yokel

people from a rural area set in their ways

lets go to Kentucky, where the backwoods yokels will cook ya a squirrel stew and religiously oppress you.

by PrefectDJ December 14, 2015