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blue dart backdraft

A "blue dart backdraft" can be fatal. "according to some questionable research." A blue dart on its own can be quite amusing. however if the conditions are just right, things can get ugly. A blue dart is when you lay flat on your back,(or for best results get on all fours). Pull your bare ass out, and hold any open flame uncomfortably close to your exposed anus(it might be easier to have a good friend hold the flame) and let one rip. the bigger the better. (great party trick by the way). but if your not careful you may cause a "blue dart backdraft". which is when the blue dart is retracted back into the lower intestine. igniting the remaining methane gas in your bowels. therefore essentially cooking your insides. until you die!
Dude, that blue dart backdraft almost killed me.
by american wetback June 1, 2014
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Ass Backdraft

The unfortunate event that occurs while taking a dump, & upon impact the dookie jettisons a drop of toilet water up one's poop shoot.
I was having a great shit until I got terrible ass backdraft. They need to put less water in the toilets, or make them taller. shit.
by Harrison Bergeron July 17, 2006
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hackney backdraft

The act of using an air compressor to shoot cocaine into one's anus
"Oh man, last night was wild. We got the compressor out and did a hackney backdraft with 6 Bar of pressure"
by Dodgy Ecstacy May 28, 2019
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Bolivian Backdraft

Often occurs immediately following, and as a result of the Brazilian Blowfish. It is when the girl who is the victim of the blowfish fires back with a more violent release of air, which is fondly referred to as the Quebec Queef, which is the most violent variation of queef there is.
Danielle thought it would be funny to inflict the Brazilian Blowfish on Sarah, but immediately regretted this move when Sarah retaliated by pulling out the Bolivian Backdraft, which sent Danielle flying several feet from the scene of the crime, covered with vaginal secretion.
by snatchman2 May 6, 2010
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Mini Backdraft

During the Mini War-Years it was important for the new probie to catch a “Good Job”. (Intense Fire) A “Mini Backdraft” is when a new Firefighter is pumped after his first “Job” and does not experience a “Backdraft”
He was so excited after his first job that he told the Senior Man “It was like a Mini Backdraft!”
by TheSmokeEater September 24, 2018
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Norwegian backdraft

When you surprise anal some one, and they projectile shit all over you
Sorry love, that's called a Norwegian backdraft
by Illkhemist July 3, 2021
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Urban Backdraft

Something you may end up on the wrong end of if you have certain opinions.
When a controversial event is happening, Urban Dictionary will take a completely one-sided view on the issue, regardless of whether or not it is actually correct, and stand by it no matter what. Anyone who expresses an opposite opinion gets downvoted to hell. This is what is called an "Urban Backdraft."

Now, factor in the fact that Urban Dictionary is extremely left-wing, and you have an anti-conservative crapshoot.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2022
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