Ne bother

When your life is going down the shitty pan and you find out your dads never coming back

Oh my husband left me for a the girl you said not to worry about ne bother

by Peachy Polly April 1, 2021

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

white bother

Any variation of a number of coffee orders usually chosen by a young white middle class female involving an insanely complicated combination of any of the following:
soy
decaf
low fat
skim
half fat
2% fat
caramel
nutrasweet
vanilla syrup
creamer

mocha
raw sugar

white sugar

equal

cappuccino half-foam
flat white
latte
piccolo latte

water at 73.5 degrees
water that is not too hot

etc etc etc

May also contain coffee.

Customer: "Hey can I please have a fat-free sugar-free orange mocha frappuccino latte on soy with half foam and a dash of cinnamon?"

Barista: **rolls eyes** "oh you mean a white bother?"

Customer: "ummm sure."

by Benjamittany November 8, 2013

why bother

a decaf, nonfat, and possibly sugar-free latte

Why bother? That idiot might as well get a cup of filtered water. Save $3.50 and it tastes better.

by Aaron kingerman January 28, 2008

big bother

The usual summertime annoyance that is Big Brother. Not only is there a channel pretty much dedicated to it 24/7 but we have to read about it in newspapers, see it on the News on TV and pretty much get bothered by it ALL SUMMER.

(whilst flicking through channels on TV you come across a still picture of a bedroom with nothing happening at all) "ah, i see Big Bother is on still." (whilst reading a News Paper you come to the center 10 pages dedicated to the REAL lives of the Big Brother contestants)"Who are these people that i don't want to know about taking up space in my News Paper. Bloody Big Bother again, thats what!"

by Racist Dave June 27, 2007

From the same Father who didn't Bother

Describing that you ARE related by someone who has the same Father, but he was NOT present in neither of you lives

Wecome from the same Father who didn't bother !

by Dewars July 8, 2010

male-bother

phrase women use when they dont want to be bothered with their boyfriends, husbands, or male friends

female 1," so ur man coming over tonite or what girl???"
female 2," child plz he is such a male-bother and i dont have time for him right now lol!!!!"

by Vonni August 23, 2007