Bluetooth psychosis

When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.

My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019

imaginary bluetooth

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.

Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.

by wheaty October 1, 2008

Bluetooth Head

The act of receiving hands free oral sex from a female.

"Breezy hooked it up with some Bluetooth Head"

by Reegz January 11, 2009

Burka Bluetooth

When a somalian takes a crappy generic brand cellular device and tucks it on the side of the their head between their burka and ear creating a hands free device.

Micheal: Did you see that somalian using their Burka Bluetooth?

Steve: Yeah, right as she drove her car in me as i crossed the road!

by baby punter May 11, 2010

bluetooth pissing

The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.

Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.

by michaelh_66 June 10, 2008

Hijabi Bluetooth

The utilization of space between one's headscarf and ear in order to position a cell phone as an improvised (and most importantly FREE) bluetooth device.

Random auntie: YOUR HIJABI BLUETOOTH IS SO CUTE MASHA'ALLAH!!!

Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH

by Capt.Crunch89 July 26, 2011

saudi bluetooth

When a muslim woman uses her headscarf to secure a non-bluetooth capable phone against her face, essentially upgrading her phone via her religious clothing while removing the need for a bluetooth headset.

Guy 1: Did you see that durka's saudi bluetooth? She was using her hijab to hold her cellphone to her face so she can multitask while talking to Abdul Hakeem.

Guy 2: What a crafty and religiously sensitive way to avoid using one of those ghetto bluetooths.

by seattle laxbro July 9, 2011