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barnacle back

The state of a persons back; when they do not wash their back during a shower, the accumulation of dirt and dry skin which literally looks like barnacles.
"Look at that chick in the tube top,she has a barnacle back!"
by bopshug April 10, 2013
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Barnacle Boy

The words you can say to mean "Fuck Boy" or "Fuck Boi" when you can't swear. In the television series, "SpongeBob SquarePants," the word 'baracle' is used as a curse word, giving it its place in the phrase "Barnacle Boy" as an alternative to "Fuck Boy/boi".
Me: Oh my god; I just spotted the fuckiest fuck boy.
Random Person: *gasp* Don't say that -- he's a Barnacle Boy!
by BootyHole December 26, 2014
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barnacle-head

Somebody who is so slow, dense and vacuous that they are easily compared to the stationary parasitic marine organism (used in Spongebob Squarepants)
"Josie is such a barnacle-head, she got an 800 on the SAT's."
by TheBrad June 27, 2007
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Barnacle Head

Barnacle head is a term used by Spongebob's gang and is technically a swear word in Bikini Bottom.
by Clover395 June 1, 2020
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barnacle script

A stand-alone software module that can be slapped onto an existing application to enhance it's function or performance.

This is typically a JavaScript file that can be linked in a vanilla web page to add -- at load time -- Rich Internet Application (RIA) behaviors to the existing UI controls.

A "pefect" barnacle would be effective without any other changes to the web page code (but would allow incremental additions of attributes to customize the behavior).
I found a smart-table barnacle script we can stick on our web page to make those tables sortable and filterable.

I wrote a calendar barnacle that automatically converts any input box with class="date" to a calendar picker field.
by jfkelley June 16, 2009
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Barnacle Loaf

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.
Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.
by singin quimby August 18, 2010
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barnacle boy

by BootyHole December 26, 2014
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