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big bamboo

In Jamaica it means large hard penis. Woody. The big bamboo.
Steve bought a "jamaican guitar" that was made out of a large piece of bamboo. "Big bamboo" was painted on it. Steve thought it really was a jamaican musical instrument. It was not. It was the Big Bamboo! Made by the locals and sold to stupid tourists who didn't realize they were really purchasing a big penis! (Hey, mon! You see that stupid tourist spent $20 on the big bamboo!)
by kajoe August 29, 2006
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bamboozle

1. To confuse, trick, or otherwise stupefy
2. The act committed when two male perpetrators form a coalition in order to surprise a target or group of targets by displaying three of their four collective testicles. After a bamboozling has occurred, it is often both appropriate and necessary for the perpetrators to shout, "Bamboozled!" (See 3.)
3. The exclamation made after a well-executed bamboozling (See 2.)
4. A rock show in New Jersey.
1. The prankster bamboozled his friends.
2. Bob claimed that he didn't look down at Kev and Dan's testicles, but it was clear that he had been bamboozled.
3. BAMBOOZLED!
4. I'm not going to Bamboozle, there are always far too many emokids there.
by DDubbsS December 9, 2008
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jizzbomb-bagboom

When you wank so much that your testicles explode.
Guy #1: Did you jizzbomb-bagboom?
Guy #2: Yeah... And now I have to see a doctor (sigh)
by Leighmur May 26, 2006
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bamboo fever

A variation of yellow fever (which is derived from asian fever). It is the Asian version of jungle fever, where an individual (often white-male) is obsessed with individual(s) of Asian decent (often females).
He only eats sushi so he can check out the waitresses ... he's got a bad case of bamboo fever.

A: His last 3 girlfriends have been asian?
B: Yeah, his bamboo fever is out of control.
by Cool ET May 17, 2005
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bamboozle

fictional gameshow from the tv series Friends. originally featured random rules and tasks, hopping bonus anyone...
Joey: "let's play BAMBOOZLE!"
by ghostly wanderer January 17, 2008
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Bamboo

When a girl takes both the penis and ballsac into her mouth simultaneously
by blus March 30, 2009
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Howard Bamboo

A character off the hit FOX Television show Glee who works with Terri Schuester at Sheets'n'things. Is in much need of a promotion.

Was briefly a part of the hottest boyband on earth, Acafellas.

Can only count as high as thirty and is afraid of his vacuum.
Person 1: No one appreciates me, but I still stick my butt out for them.

Person 2: Sounds like your a bit of a Howard Bamboo.
by Ode.to.Glee February 27, 2010
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