baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013

Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.

Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"

by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017

Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

Bafflegated

To be really, really confused and stressed about it.

"Argh! I can't figure out this stupid problem!", "HAHA! You are bafflegated."

by Adam A. April 21, 2006

Baffle bomb

Where an idea or theory is introduced into a group, and no one in the group has an idea what is going on. Everyone is therefore baffled. This can be done intentionally or not.

I just dropped a massive baffle bomb on those guys, they had no idea what was going on.

by II Contrast II December 2, 2010

bafflechops

Bafflechops is a chopsy chap who talks rubbish and baffles everyone including themselves. Can usually be found working in a mobile phone store.

Hey there are you interested in a phone. Yes what is 4G? Well it's one better then 3G. What is 3g? Er it's one better than 2g . 5g will be here tomorrow 2 high is betterer. Do you not what to not get insurance not?

Ah man that guy in the phone shop is such a bafflechops

by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015

BAFFLE-BATHWATER

Used when describing either, a situation or circumstance, which may be either good, bad, or anything in between; Yet, is typically referring to an Unfortunate event, which causes someone to immediately become “Fully Triggered”.

•And is oftentimes then followed by yelling the word “YEET”!

(Gets killed by a camper while playing Fortnite)
“BAFFLE-BATHWATER”

BAFFLE-BATHWATER

by BobbyAIR88 February 1, 2019