Vertical Axe Wound

(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"

"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).

by MOFUCKIN DYL May 5, 2007

tiny axe wound

A euphemism for a Vagina}.

Steve: "Becky changed in front of me..."
Dan: "Really? How much did you see?"
Steve: "Everything. The Booty, Satan's Love Pillows, and her Tiny Axe Wound."

by Scooter D and the Boys January 19, 2018

dirty axe wound

another name for the female genitalia, when its dirty

Ms.Chuabe has a dirty axe wound.

by katy reid December 10, 2007

Bleeding Axe Wound

Slang for vagina

Damn that bitch has a tight axe wound

by LightUrple April 14, 2004

axe wound

an extremely gaping vagina that has both fresh and dried menstrual blood on and around it

both the offensive smell and the disturbing sight of Angela's axe wound made me want to commit a murder-suicide

by Neverland Ranch Survivor January 13, 2020

axe wound

a pussy on its period

Sophia had a big axe wound i could see it on her pants.

by Steve November 8, 2004

Tend To The Axe Wound

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.

It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.

by T-Roy October 10, 2005