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Year Long Asthmatic

Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.
Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."
by C.Caples November 27, 2009
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pepperoni asthma

Difficulty breathing after eating a large amount of pepperoni. Temporary in duration, typical around winter holidays.
Sorry guys, I can't play touch football, I have pepperoni asthma.
by Staush April 10, 2010
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asthmatic

One whom acquires asthma.
She is asthmatic. she has asthma.
by Sharquisha Brown January 28, 2019
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sexually induced asthma

An act of rigid and or plounderous sex pounding that emulsifies you to borderline cardiac arrest but, instead you only reach asthma!
Hey man i got to go get some meds for my involuntary sexually induced asthma dude!
by jloeniga December 1, 2011
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awtum

-The way a near deaf kid with a speech impediment says "awesome".
-A term used by the crazy people of the world to describe something they like or find to be in good taste.

-Phrased coined by Derek at a young age to tease we tall did kids.
-Dat awtum. Dat twee wif awl of dose weaves is awtum.
-Check out that turbocharged Volkswagen...Dat AWTUM!!!
by Matt Brueggen February 4, 2006
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French Asthma

I can only catch my breath in snatches
Hey baby, I have a bad case of French Asthma: spread your legs
by ce elle February 5, 2010
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Asthma

A serious condition for people!
Also a good use in gym class :-)
Something I don't have!
Girl 1- Man I had such a bad asthma attack last night!
Girl 2- Good thing you had that pump right!

OR

Girl 1- Oh for the love of God why we gotta run track for gym knowing that I have asthma.....
Boy 1- Oh wow that's pretty F'd up!
Gym teacher- (Girl) You don't have to run the track today but you have to jog on it!
Girl 1- Alright!
Boy 1- Oh sh!t..... Uh I have asthma to!
Girl and Gym teacher- STFU!
by LalalalLlLlL September 3, 2013
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