awful music

Green Day is one of the biggest definitions of awful music. People say they are sell outs, which isn't really true. They have always sucked. But, they did manage to sell out with American Idiot I guess. They wanted to make people believe they actually gave a shit about politics, and make kids feel like "grown ups" because they were involved in politics too. Bullshit. But, I guess they succeeded, which when you think about is no surprise, considering the country is made up of mostly dumbass.
Plus, they are AWFUL mucisians. I play guitar, drums, and bass. Within a week, I could play any Green Day song I listened to. And their lyrics? "I walk this empty street, on the boulevard of broken dreams". I mean, come on people, it doesn't get much worse than that. And yes, their name did come from smoking pot all day long. In an interview with The Rolling Stone, they said it themselves.

Green Day belongs in an anus.

Yes, they are the true definition of awful music.

by Green Day Is Anus November 17, 2005

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Awful Waffle

None of the below definitions have it right.

The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:

1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.

Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.

*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.

if you sit on Thud Mackey's brownies, an Awful Waffle will be the least of your worries.

by DoubleBastard March 2, 2009

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Awful Waffle

a term used in place of Waffle House

Dude, I've got the munchies. Let's go to Awful Waffle!

by TheChadAJohnson January 12, 2009

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awful show

The Awful Show is an weekly explicit talk comedy podcast that deals with current events, pop culture, sex talk, weird relationships and whatever else comes to mind. Tha Mike, Nerraux, Keyz and Joel let fly whatever is on their minds. The Awful Show interviews celebrities from time to time including, but not limited to such stars as Jimmy Pop from The Bloodhound Gang, Dr Steel and Watt White iii from The Smashup. We play games and skits including song parodies and fake commercials. If you like shows like Red Bar Radio, Biggs And Kyle, The Mediocre Show, Howard Stern, Opie And Anthony, Dan And Scott and Smart Bomb Radio and TV Shows like South Park, Family Guy, The Office, My Name Is Earl and The Simpsons, then you will LOVE the Awful Show. We also do phone pranks like the Jerky Boys. Into Nerdcore? We play artists like Futuristic Sex Robotz, Optimus Rhyme, Beefy, ZeaLous1 and MC Frontalot. Like Strong Bad Emails? So do we.

The awful show is like fuckin' chicken.

by Awful show mark December 15, 2008

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awful bloke

An absolutely contemptible human being, who has long ago crossed the fine line between being a decent lad and being a despicable human being. Known for doing horrific things to other people, especially under the influence of alcohol.

"Jon Strang is an awful bloke - I mean, it's all fair to get horrendously wrecked, but shitting on half the doorsteps in Chelsea and abusing complete strangers on a bus takes it too far."

by nyucollij June 20, 2012

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