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Rectum Apocalypse

A "Rectum Apocalypse" occurs when Satan emerges from ones anus to destroy the world. You can also describe an extroardinarily large dump as a rectum apocalypse, or an anal armageddon.
Teacher: "Billy, I told you that you had 3 minutes in the bathroom! You're 30 minutes late!"
Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"
by Matt Bonn October 4, 2006
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Autistic Self Advocacy Network

An autism organization that promotes respect and acceptance toward autistic individuals. In contrast to many other autism organizations, the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) motivates autistic people to freely express themselves in their own unique ways instead of forcing them to conform with the rest of society. This is the website to go to if you want to support the autistic community in ways that are actually meaningful.
I go to the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) to help out the autistic community. They actually care about autistic people and view autism as a unique condition instead of a disease.
by Dubiks December 6, 2018
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apocalypse now

One of the greatest movies of all time and it happens to be my favorite movie.
It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.
The horror. The horror.
by Blake February 18, 2005
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Avocado day

Avacado day happens every year on the 5th of March. On this day if u do not wear green, u get pinched
M- u are not wearing green, u get a pinch

Y- why do I need to wear green ?
M- haven’t u heard? It’s avocado day
by Crazykrys February 27, 2020
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avocadoes from mexico

the most annoying trend on the cancerous platform of tiktok. usually performed by spamming "🥑🇲🇽" in dms to someone
Friend: hey whatchu doin
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
Friend: What?
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
Friend: Stop
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
by jakey_ofblueboard January 30, 2021
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apocalypse goggles

The ability to view any woman as hot during a post-apocalyptic scenario and not be held accountable for one's actions. Because, well, being the last woman on the face of the Earth makes her the hottest woman on Earth. The ultimate form of "Beer Goggles".
I think I boned that zombie girl that lives in the dumpster behind Safeway. Talk about apocalypse goggles! Am I right?
by Pierre Fontanelle April 25, 2011
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Apocali

"I've survived ten apocali"
by Jakey47 August 5, 2016
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