avocatoes

Those stupid sandal shoes with the black textured rubber on the front, that when worn make feet look like avocados.

"Look at that chick's stupid avocatoes, she has no self respect."

by Mostmojo December 8, 2016

avatography

People who take pictures of their social world/platform avatars.

Did you see all of Shasta’s avatography?

She did amazing!

by Pixelette-PSN February 16, 2019

Avatastic

When something is so fantastic you have to put my name in it

Me: "A word I just made up is in the urban dictionary!!!"
An unimportant side character: "That's so avatastic"

by avamarie-is-super-pretty February 28, 2022

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Solo Aviator Division

Stands for "Mile-High Club - Solo Aviator Division."

Means jacking off on an airplane in flight. Usually done in toilet cubicle or underneath an airplane blanket. An elaboration on Mile High Club that has long meant sexual congress on an airplane.

Abbreviation: "SAD."

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"You mean some people are so hot to join the Mile High Club that they'll fly solo?"

"You mean, join the Solo Aviator Division? That's SAD! (chuckles). As a flight attendant, I see all sorts of things, like splooge in the unisex toilets the last visitor didn't even clean up. And you wouldn't believe what goes on under those airline blankets."

"Yuck! Now I know why they're so skanky. Thanks for the warning."

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by al-in-chgo March 7, 2010

aviator

There's a big difference between a pilot and an aviator. One is a technician, the other is an artist in love with flight.
- E.B. Jeppesen

Those who enter the field for the sole purpose of impressing others with their aeronautical knowledge can never be true aviators.

by turbine October 18, 2004

Aviation

Rules telling us bees cant fly

According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

by NS2203 July 7, 2016