autotonsorialist

Someone who cuts her or his own hair

Hey, liripoop Sam you're an autotonsorialist,huh? You scared to go to the salon dude?

by WordManiac123456 December 20, 2015

autostoned

nickname for Autozone because of its employees mental condition

I asked that fool at autostoned for a spark plug and he came back with water pump!

by GBerg April 21, 2007

automotive teabag

when a driver of a vehicle, usually small car, rear ends a large truck with truck nuts, hanging off the hitch. The end results are the truck nuts on top of the smaller cars hood, and said truck nuts being drug across the hood, when the smaller car is removed from the acciddent.

Did you see Dan run his car into the back of Jeffs truck?

Yeah. his truck nuts are sitting on top of his hood.
Wait til they tow Dans car out, hell have an automotive teabag.

by bassbear29 September 3, 2011

automopopolis

an aditude that is totaly crazy just like mine doing things at ones own freewill and not caring about anyone eles

i am one with Automopopolis

by Dennis_ Ross August 16, 2005

automotality

Engaging in or bearing witness to an act of sexuality between a human being and a vehicle. Also known as pounding the plymouth, fucking the ford, knitting the nissan, and kissing Mr.Walter. Know to have existed since ancient times, Automotality is looked upon by many cultures to be the ultimate unthinkable sin. As such, it is relatively and utterly unheard of.

I heard Jim went to jail for committing automotality with his volvo.

by Bowze206 June 25, 2008

automotive pornography

any machine that causes a hard on for an automotive enthusiast. Sex has never looked so good on wheels.

Why did they censor out that sweet Ducatti from Transformers 2?
Its only rated PG-13 dude, cant have any automotive pornography in there

by T_1 June 21, 2010

automotivation

the "last minute" motivation you give yourself on your way to work in your car

I just had the best weekend ever. I need some automotivation because this coffee isn't going to help. I'll listen to music and talk to myself on the whole ride to work.

by urworsthacker01 October 8, 2011