I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!
by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 06, 2015
a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.
Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet September 15, 2008
Herriet Tubman didnt really free slaves. It was really Aunt Jemima instead of having a book written about her she was put on maple syrup. Thats like a pimp slap in the face
Dude you just got owned like Aunt Jemima and the Freedom Trail dont take that, stand up for youself bro!
by Dom Coviello May 18, 2007
This is a race that requires a minimum of three men and one woman. Each of the men have a jug of maple syrup. They then race to see who can chug it faster. This is all done while they gang bang the female. If you cum before you finish the syrup you are disqualified. You win simply by competing!
Boy that was one hell of an Aunt Jemima Gang Race! I narrowly beat Ryland , but he blew his load right near the end. I guess he should have chosen heads instead of tails
by Papa Grizzly March 23, 2010
by Twittenham_rebel April 29, 2009
What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.
Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 29, 2024
A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?
Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!
John: Damn that shit hurts
Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!
John: Damn that shit hurts
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024