Astronism

a transtheistic or panentheistic Millettic organised philosophy founded by Cometan as manifested in its founding treatise known as The Omnidoxy. Its adherents, known as Astronists, focus their beliefs on the concepts of cosmocentricity, the notion of sentient life beyond Earth, the reascension of philosophy, and the transcension of all humanity.

"Without the development of Astronism, the fusion of astronomy and philosophy would not have occurred."

by TIOTPOM February 9, 2019

Astronaut in the ocean

A garbage song that deserves to be played at the gates of hell.

Ya bro, that shit is more garbage then “Astronaut in the ocean.”

by Jimbo_bussin69 May 31, 2021

Astronaut Screwdriver

A cocktail made with Tang and Vodka.

by JonathanChance September 24, 2003

ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.

Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."

by yes juanito yes August 10, 2015

astronaut

One who insists on driving despite being too high to walk.

"Dominick says he can drive to McDonald's, but I just saw that astronaut motherfucka take a BIG-ASS bing hit!"

by Darryl X. July 8, 2003

Astronaut

To be an astronaut is to be very very high on cannabis.

Ha! look at that astronaut!

by jimbobsy macgregor March 3, 2011

Astronaut fishing

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.

Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing

by DJK707 July 12, 2015