smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008

bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 26, 2012

Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.

one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".

by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008

rage of a thousand asses

a public restroom os area that smeels so bad you can distinctly pick out the scent of a thousand asses. came up with because of the smell of the thrift town bathroom.

boy that restroom had the rage of a thousand asses going on.

by george January 20, 2005

Men's Asses!

Pronounced: MEAAHNS ASSESS!
An expression you use as a substitute for Fuck, shit, crap, damn, dammit, etc.

Danny: I saw your mom at the mall last night; i think she was returning your new kicks.
Joe: Men's Asses!

by VickiDefiner February 14, 2009

assnesia

Temporary memory loss that occurs with women after engaging in good anal sex.

I worked my girl's ass good last night. She got assnesia and forgot how much she liked it.

by The Ass Doctor February 16, 2013

gene-asses

Stupidity runs in the family

They're all a bunch of gene-asses.

by anita break November 30, 2011