assbackwards

A goddamned piece of shit that doesn't do the thing it's fucking supposed to is "assbackwards".

Sony's new stupid box thing is goddamned assbackwards as fuck.

by Ruy_lopez June 24, 2009

asskrackery

Complete and utter foolishness.

You cannot drop out of college because of a bad hair day. That would be total asskrackery.

by Davey McGravy May 22, 2007

Assractive

when someone is an asshole but you still wanna fuck them cause they're hella fine

THIS BOY TRYNA HIT ME, HE TRIED TO HIT ME AND-damn he assractive though."

by Cock Donkey April 4, 2015

asscracktacular

Wonderful! Super! Fabulous!

We has an asscracktacular time in Las Vegas.

by Lori February 2, 2004

asscrack cleavage

asscrack cleavage is when you take a picture of your cleavage and it looks like an asscrack.

i love my girls tits but half of the pics she sends of her cleavage looks like asscrack cleavage, not good...

by SexyTexan March 15, 2012

Asswack

To simulate intravenous drug use by inserting a turkey baster with said drug and insert it into your anus and hence the asswack.

Hey will I'm not getting high off this dope, fix me up the turkey baster so I can do an asswack bro.

by Asswack# September 16, 2015

assjack

A malapropism of jackass

driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"

by j foxy August 11, 2010