asspulp

the asshole who sends you a stupid link to look at a definition for a word that you would never care about.

Yo man, nick is a fucking asspulp for sending me this link

by spudnick February 27, 2003

Assbutt

1. Noun. The Gish 2019 mascot and intern herbivorous mammal that typically consists of a majestic miniature and elusive combination of a four legged, grayish-brown, bony body of an African Wild Donkey (ass) paired with the vivid and brightly colored carrot orange and obsidian wings with white spots along the edges of a Monarch Butterfly (butt) and also their antennae, while additionally donning a loosely fashioned backwards royal blue necktie; prefers a diet of flowering kale, but other varieties of this creature are known to eat other vegetation such as, but not limited to whatever is available, Cheetos, and brussel sprouts; also known as a monarkey; special skills include: clogging and/or tap dancing, pollinating, omniscience, incredibly memory, stubborn punctuality (when they want to), acting on camera, tenacity, toxic if eaten and inspiration for the children’s party game “Staple the Wings on the Assbutt” (but that was becoming too violent with children and staplers so it is now becoming known as “Tape the Tie to the Assbutt)

2. Refers to a distraction shouted at an archangel before throwing a Molotov cocktail of holy oil at them.

3. Literally. Buttbutt. Bootybooty

“The Assbutt is my favorite GISH mascot ever!”

“Kids! It’s time to play Tape the Tie to the Assbutt!”

“Hey Assbutt!”

“Look at the Assbutt!”

by CaptainDancyPantsEeekSquad! July 24, 2019

Asspunk

A derogatory term used to describe one who is of extreme stupidity or annoyance.

"Bugger off, you bunch of asspunks!"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Asspuck

the leading part of a large turd that is almost too big to exit your poo hole.

i took a dump today that hurt so bad till i got past the asspuck.

by Scott & Amber February 9, 2009

ashputtled

verb. ashputtled: To leak excrement, uncontrollably, from some oraface on your lower body.

Guy 1: Oh Man...John Beagan really ashputtled all over my kitchen floor last night...I was awake until 5am cleaning that mess up! Mostly semen this time...

Guy 2: Gross!

by Jack ChickenStrips Torrence February 6, 2010

Assbutt

A stupid name that sounds slightly nicer than calling someone an ass.

"Hey assbutt"

by Helloassbutt0101 July 21, 2018

asspumper

A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.

Johny is sure a asspumper, that faggot.

by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006