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Assperger

A syndrome wherein one lacks social skills, has above average intelligence and is overly disagreeable and pompous. A malignant form of Asperger's syndrome, a spectrum disorder related to autism. A fusion of Asperger and Ass.
by Thomas J. Webb January 9, 2008
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Ben Assfleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.
by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
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Assfleece

Verb

1. The "act" of defrauding, normally using Larceny, any stupid, foolish or stubborn person.
While he continued to accumulate Gold for his own self interest's, he assfleeced the American Public of it's wealth by deception.
by Hollywuud October 21, 2011
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Assperger

(noun) A person who behaves selfishly, insists on their own agenda, and does not harmonize with their surroundings or social environment.

A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.

An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"
Adam was a classic Assperger - inconsiderate, awkward and foul smelling.

Next time, we won't tolerate an Assperger for a roommate.
by zhivago16 March 3, 2017
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assplug

noun, an anal dilator

This is a dowel inserted in the anus in order to dilate it so it becomes more adequate for anal intercourse. According to some sources, it was very common in the 18th century. The most used synonym is buttplug.
Her well-trained shitter winked at him and he plunged the dirty assplug into her.
With trembling hands, she gingerly picked up the tube of lube and then the assplug by its base.
by Tiago Zuhr October 10, 2008
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asslete

An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.
Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.
by FASH1976 December 2, 2009
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roman candle assplosion

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.
"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."
by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009
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