Asspie

A word that can stand for anything taken to be negative, ranging from describing mediocrity to expressing anger or disinterest in a situation.

As a noun, "That movie was asspie."
As an adjective, ", The acting was such asspie."
As a proper noun, ", Hey, Asspie!"

by The Colonol May 8, 2006

asspwned

Asspwned- to be pwned (owned) in the ass. Also used to refer to large amounts of pwnage or to add humiliation to being pwned.

Noob1: Holy crap dude you just 360 crossmap noscoped me !
L33t sniper: You just got asspwned noob.

by Noobertoober/nubtubber July 29, 2011

asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 22, 2008

Asspie

A pie that was set on an ass blanket

Would you eat an asspie?

by Sandy February 18, 2004

Asstinence

Abstinence you feel when you can't touch the booty

My girl is on vacay and I got real Asstinence going on

by Swedish leprechaun May 18, 2018

asspiece

A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.

I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.

With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.

by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019

Aspine

When you take aspirin and caffeine to feel energized.

Yo Dequavis, you on aspine? Yeah man I’m energized.

by mikeliterus69 September 16, 2019