Assmeralda

Assmeralda is a bubbly butt, big booty girl who loves anal sex more than anything else. She can only orgasm from anal. She is the perfect anal queen.

Hey is that Esmeralda over there? She is my Assmeralda

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Asselya

Asselya is a wonderful person, inside and outside. She is shy but very kind. This name can perfectly match with the name Christopher

Asselya is a Turkish name

by imzychan November 21, 2021

Assbelongker

In a condinance to Assmaster

One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier

When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;

Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)

Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass

*after someone says something that really pissed you off at the wrong time*

Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!

*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*

Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker

by Adriel J. Longsworth October 14, 2007

assbelunker

To be a belunker of ones ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.

"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."

by Nick The Man December 28, 2005

asswell

Another way to say aswell, with a bit of humor. If using the word asswell, after the sentence one must say,"and yes, I did just say asswell. Twice."

I went to the food store and got some pickles asswell as peanut butter, and yes I did just say asswell. Twice.

by 3heilo November 7, 2006

assmerchant

A manwhore who prowls after other men. This can also be a John or Pimp selling their ass but mainly the assmerchant will take what ever he can get regardless of fees or rewards.

That Mark is such an assmerchant!

by Vern Nacular October 6, 2006

Assment

A great statistical evaluation, primarily akin to the southern border, sometimes prevalent in the Eastern coast, a term used with the conjunction of being an asshole.

"Aw, Earl, look at him, he done made a numerical assment."

by Bakb0ne October 14, 2009