Asslighting

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.

I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.

by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

Asslighting

When you fart and deny that you have done so.

I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.

by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021

assley

a girl with a huge butt chin

man that girl has a huge ass chin her name must be assley

by jake-town October 2, 2005

Asslessness

A person who is the king or queen of not having an ass. One who is assless to an extreme.

Your asslessness astounds me!

by TimmPower December 31, 2009

Assleep

When your butt falls asleep after sitting on it for too long.

After a long Monday at work, I always fall Assleep.

by Case Face September 3, 2007

Assley

"Assley" is a term used to describe how thick or rich a certain brand of toilet paper is. Industrial toilet paper that can be found in public schools and businesses is of generic brand, thus not very assley. On the other hand, certain brands that can be bought at department stores can often have double or even triple ply. These brands often require less usage as they are prone to clog the toilet if used in excess. Rule of thumb for using assley toilet paper: less is more.

If you're going to the washroom for a hearty #2, don't use too much toilet paper. The toilet paper in the washroom is very assley.

by Ruperto San Sangelo November 1, 2017

assless pants

Similar to chaps, but more like regular pants with the asses cut out

David Lee Roth constantly wore assless pants.

by KLP September 15, 2003