Asspon

A tampon for the ass when someone gets "butt-hurt" about something.

Should I call the Wahhhmbulance or do you just need an asspon?

by mintyfresca December 7, 2011

assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.

Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.

by Solid August 1, 2005

Ashdon

Ashdon is a beautiful girl. She gets all the guys. She usually has big boobs. LOL. She has a lot of friends. She has one of the best sense of humors ever. HAHA. She loves long lasting relationships. She has dated a lot of guys but she is most definitely NOT a slut. She can be really emotional but it depends on what you do to her. She is a great friend.

Woah that girls exactly like ashdon !

by fullofducks201 May 21, 2011

assmonkey

Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.

Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!

by averhan June 27, 2009

AssDonalds

A McDonalds gone bad, smells worse than your ass. It may contain some pink gooey turd extruded by Jack, a giant industrial meat & slime extruder.

Sasha: Do you have any food?
Martha: Check my fridge.
Sasha: Eww... you only have some AssDonalds lying around
Martha: Yeah they are like 16 months old, eat em if you want

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 20, 2021

assdogfoot

Something that smells incredibly gross, like the combination of ass, dogs, and feet.

I had to get out Brandon's house - it was totally assdogfoot inside.

by Bellebie August 7, 2006

assonics

Negative acts or behaviors

Her assonics reveal that her life is an empty shell.

by lawchick23 March 5, 2011