stfu, asshat.

something everyone should say to obnoxious fucking idiots with their head up their ass.

idiot: liiiiiike OMG hilary duff is lyk SOOOOOO punk rawk!
me: stfu, asshat.
idiot: lyk omg you lyk said lyk ass lyk hat!
me:mmmhmmm. get the fuck over it.
idiot: MOMMY!

by ur bald headed granny May 4, 2006

asshat

One who has their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Someone who is very ignorant, stubborn or dull.

"Gah! Dan won't pay me back my cash! Freakin' asshat!"

by Dervish April 14, 2006

asshat time

1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.

You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.

by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003

10 gallon asshat

1. an asshat of extreme proportions.
2. one who engages in frequent and unwarranted asshattery

that man is a 10 gallon asshat

by z-minus August 25, 2005

asshatitude

Combining the words asshat and attitude:
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.

I'm sick of that jerk's rude, boorish behavior and asshatitude.

by Brian L. Kelly April 8, 2007

asshattan

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.

Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.

by Twacklock January 23, 2008

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of displaying properties or characteristics of an asshat. This includes but is not limited to wearing your ass for a hat or saying/commiting an act that causes the audience in presence to become dumber.

2. The art of becoming or practicing flagrantly being an asshat.

1. "This is clearly asshattery! Where's my label maker? He said don't lick the lead bullet."

by AzNGuNSmokE November 16, 2005