ass in the face

When your least favorite athlete is on tv and nothing suits him finer then pulling your pants down and putting your ass by the tv.

Jay: Mcnabb has been killing us today.
Dan: Guess its time for the ass in the face!
Jay: You or me?

by dandaman352 March 29, 2007

Face Ass

Relevant to head ass.
The act of being stupid and having no common sense, however the person is ugly, which makes them that much more retarded.

Patty Shwab: I like eggs.
Eric: Patty you're such a face ass.

by Tyqueshiawatermelonedrea January 31, 2015

Face Ass

Something said at the end of a sentence. Mainly used with the word "drunk" in front of it, like in the movie How High.

Im starting to feel a bit light headed, but I wanna play another game of beer pong.

Girl, sit your drunk face ass down.

by Ajc1119 April 13, 2010

face ass

the unfortunate condition of having a chin separated by an indention in the middle. giving the appearance of two butt cheeks.

that bitch would be a decent slumpbuster if she didn't have face ass!

by Richard Fromage May 19, 2004

face ass

Very ugly girl who tends to only come around late night to provide superb fellatio.

damn lord who ringing the bell this late? response: sane thats shucuntala with her face ass.

by MIKE MIKE 23 September 8, 2006

Face Ass

Receiving sex on or in your face.

No, we didn't go all the way but I got some face ass.

by friddler June 13, 2011

face-ass

Someone who is so dumb that they don't know their face from their ass.

Look at him, he doesn't even know who Meryl Streep is. What a face-ass!

by xXxAstro April 1, 2007