Mad ass cracker

A mad cracker. Aka. M.A.C..

Mad ass cracker is defined by me

by B.Hunt May 1, 2021

Faggoty Ass Cracker

The term used for men who act homosexual only in the presence of close male friends.

Dude why'd you slap my ass?

Cause your a faggoty ass cracker!

by CoochieColector March 24, 2021

Ass Cracker

Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit

So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker

by Atalo June 7, 2017

Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.

She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Ass cracker

One who takes a womans anal virginity.

Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Ass Cracker

A loud fart that feels like a firework popping in your ass.

Man that sneezed caused me to let loose a real ass cracker.

by Gatortail17 January 13, 2019