Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

by keith June 2, 2003

Asshammer

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

by bojanggles October 22, 2006

asshamped

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.

GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."

by westsiiide December 11, 2004

assham

One who is generally acting like an idiot, or, someone pretentious who is extremely annoying (i.e. bimbos in any public place screaming complete nonsense and laughing maniacally in their cell phones so you can hear what a fun conversation they're having...)

Buffy yelled "OHH MYYY GODDDDDDD!!! HE DID NOTTTT!?!?!?!" into her cell phone while in her BMW convertible in butts-to-nuts traffic next to the surfer dudes in the 1972 Chevy Impala that they paid $7500 for. The dudes looked at her in disgust and said to each other "She is an assham."

by The Real Reporter January 12, 2004

asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

asshammer

The act of farting in your partners mouth while you are receiving a rim job....AsShAmMeR

she was eating my ass and I gave her an asshammer, right in her mouth haha

by Daddi knows July 4, 2014

Asshame

To be ashamed of your ass.

"Man, I'm really asshamed, this mule just won't cut it."

by CrispyMiner September 27, 2020