candy ass

a donkey that is made out of candy

hey billy pass me that candy ass, I want to lick him all up

by Ryan June 12, 2004

candy ass

Coward, chicken, pussy, effete cookie-pusher

That candy ass not only wouldn't go to Iraq, he wouldn't go east of Sepulveda

by Octopod November 7, 2003

Candy Ass

A brownnose or sycophant or a sandy.

She's a real candy ass

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed)

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!

Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

by sweetpea April 8, 2004

candy ass

The proper title for Eminem, the faggot-ass white rapper who attacks women and George Bush.

WTF, Eminem?! Are you named after a piece of candy; YOU MUST BE A FUCKIN CANDY ASS!

by Union Soldier May 13, 2005

Candy Ass

A man who enjoys wearing panties and prancing about like sissy.

I can't believe Brian likes to get his ass kicked in public like that, he's such a 'Candy Ass'. Those better not be Dawns panties he's wearing!!

by cRAZY kooT September 3, 2002

Candy Ass

A very stupid and lithargic clod type person....

Oh my @#$(!ing God! Stop being a Candy Ass!!!!

by Sho-and-Tell December 24, 2008