asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.

used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.

by m.s. November 24, 2014

asdasdas

"asdasdas" is a combination of letters that you type in on google when you dont know what to search for. Ususally you only write "asdasdasd" but this time you were a retarde and skipped the last "d" letter.

UHHHHMMMUGUD! Im so fcking bored, *searches on google* "asdasdas". Omgaaaaad i so retarded ! I skipped the last fcking d!!!

by PennesMaster69 January 18, 2017

Aspasia

From Greek ; the most beautiful girl in the world, like her mother.
Also a greek goddess.

She's like Aspasia in the breeze

by Crawley3 February 20, 2009

fun assasin

A person who no matter how much fun people are having around them can suck the fun out of that situation.

oh great hear comes my wife the fun assain.

by bluntmaster November 4, 2003

The Asps

General feelings of agitation

"What's up with David? He's been pretty on edge recently."

"Don't worry about that, he's just got a case of The Asps"

by DoubleAs October 18, 2016

ASDASDASDASD

A often used term in gaming that usually is if you fall off the platform in a game of come across a bug that leads you back to the beginning.

"Player 1 is running on a slim platform"
"Player 1 slips and is now falling"
Player 1 types: ASDASDASDASD

by 4FX April 10, 2018

Alpaslan

Usually mistaken with Alparslan from the r many people just assume that it means the same thing. While Alparslan does have close meaning to Alpaslan they do have some differentials. Like how Alparslan is someone that is intelligent and charming Alpaslan, on the other hand, is someone that is almost like a hero and is very courageous. Alpaslans are also people that can stay calm in many situations but the ability to hide stress or anxiety may lead them to not show many emotions of sadness to other people. This may lead to them hiding many feelings they may not want to share.

That's an Alpaslan if I've ever seen one. , Stop being such of an Alpaslan.

by Samantha Urban November 6, 2019