Michael Jordan, the baddest dude ever to lace up a pair of sneakers. The only hooper ever to have a title worthy of a king.
by quiggler September 20, 2006
Get the His Airness mug.A very smart and beautiful person and is very caring and emotional and loves to hangout with friends. She is funny and curious about new things. She is very friendly and loves to meet new people.
by Rosee March 16, 2017
Get the Anesia mug.otherwise known as mamabear. She has crazy good looks and tends to be a very dirty girl! Loved by most, envied by many. Watch out if you get on her bad side because you may have just opened a can of whoop ass! Very loyal, trustworthy & drop dead gorgeous. has TIGG'O BITTIES! Love anyone named Anessa because she is the best!
boy: "damn baby! let me touch those tigg'o bitties!"
anessa: "what did you just say?!"
*violently attacks boy*
boy: *on the floor* "SORRY! I'M SORRY!"
anessa: "yeah bitch you better be fucking sorry!"
anessa: "what did you just say?!"
*violently attacks boy*
boy: *on the floor* "SORRY! I'M SORRY!"
anessa: "yeah bitch you better be fucking sorry!"
by cubs1&2 November 20, 2011
Get the anessa mug.When you forget about presents you bought someone for Christmas. Usually occurs because gifts were bought after Christmas or in the summer when they're not as expensive
Mike: Where'd you get that new skateboard? It's June.
Jim: My mom found it in her closet. She said it was from last Christmas
Mike: She must have suffered from Holiday Amnesia
Jim: My mom found it in her closet. She said it was from last Christmas
Mike: She must have suffered from Holiday Amnesia
by J_F7 January 3, 2010
Get the Holiday Amnesia mug.The effect a store has on you when you enter. You arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.
I went to Target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. I spent $75 on crap I didn't need and forgot the toothpaste I needed.
by SteelerPP April 6, 2012
Get the retail amnesia mug.“Parking Lot Amnesia” is the syndrome that occurs when parking in any lot at any large facility. It occurs when you open the door of your vehicle to get out and is recognized when you are leaving the building and realize you have no idea where your vehicle is even though you left it just moments earlier. Which usually results in a long hot or cold walk with a heavy load until the final recognition of your car or in worst case scenarios calling a friend for a ride and returning after the establishment has closed and your car is the last one in the lot. The invention of remote locks has greatly decreased the syndrome and has resulted in a new disorder called “Arm Overhead Clicking” where you walk around arm raised over your head and constantly try to activate your cars locks from a distance.
Upon leaving an establishment: Dude, where’d we park? I don’t I know man! F*^k, “Parking Lot Amnesia again.” Well let’s walk around and use your remote (Arm Overhead Clicking) maybe we can find it that way?
by Blewsman7 November 23, 2013
Get the Parking Lot Amnesia mug.a condition that makes you forget things in your short term memory.
a condition that makes you forget things in your short term memory.
a condition that makes you forget things in your short term memory.
by Jewsus October 21, 2003
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