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baby armadillo

When a male succumbs to a female in a pure act of lustful romance, by locking his wrists and ankles together, while on his back allowing the female to suckle at his anal buffet. To intensify the experience while the female is licking the baby armadillos bum hole the male should lightly rock back and forth on his back in a soothing motion. Extra points are awarded if a fart is inserted into the females oral cavity.
James- I think that tonight is the night me and Amanda take our relationship to the next level.

Jonny- are you thinking of proposing

James - no, I'm gonna be waiting for her when she gets home from work in full baby armadillo.
by Deluxe247 March 11, 2017
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Amador

when someone can get you wet within seconds.
Damn i just had an amador. It was bomb.
by saywuhh? February 13, 2009
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Look ese, that homeboy be Amado n' shit.
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amadora

They are beautiful. They are amazing. They have beautiful eyes and hair. They are talented and smart. And also they are really easy to talk to. They can be trusted. They don't not fall for just anyone. If they fall for you don't let them go. Ever. Has amazing personality and is amazing in every type of way. She is really friendly and makes friends very easily. If you can find one don't let them go.
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Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020
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Transformers Armada

A franchise, beginning in 2002 and ending in 2003, that saw the introduction of the Mini-cons into the Transformers lore.
So basically, Transformers meets Pokemon. The Autobot gotta catch all dem Mini-cons before the Decepticons do.
Eventually all the Transformers have to team up and kill Unicron, but not before Megatron (at that point Galvatron) and Starscream get killed.
ME: Damn dude, haven't you watched Transformers Armada?
FRIEND: No.
ME: Your life is worthless then.
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Amador

a normally skinny guy who is smart , caring, and a good listener. the best friend you can have.
my best friend is an amador
by mr.cabinet April 23, 2014
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