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Architecture 5

A tropical modern building with an elevator. The name of a club in Brixton. A definition of narrative that resists complicated responses, because it's so fucking cool.
"What did you do on Saturday night?" "Oh, nothing much. Chucked back a few Malibu and Oranges, and all that." "Where did you go?" "Architecture 5." "Dude, that's really weird. That's where I went too." "No." "Yes!" "Shut up!" "No, seriously. I met this amazing, amazing guy. His name is Scott and when it was time to go, I heard this voice in my head, and it said, you have just met your future husband." "What, like a voice inside you or something you actually heard?" "I don't know." "Wow." "Yeah." "But, I think you should take it easy. You've been through a lot lately." "I know, but...he was really cute." "Define cute." "I don't know." "You're a little bit stupid, aren't you?" "What?" "Oh, I was just asking Terry where the olives were." "How is Terry, anyway?" "Terry! Terry, how are you?" "Fine." "He says he's fine."
by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 31, 2008
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anchit

Anchit is the coolest guy ever. He is so fly. Women love Anchit. He is charming and charismatic. It is only possible for Anchit to be hot and cool at the same time.
OMG, Robert Downey Jr is so cool. He is almost as cool as Anchit.
by definergod May 18, 2016
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Archotropism

A piece of episodic storytelling media is said to be suffering from archotropism when the narrative arc follows generic overwrought literary tropes.
"Hey, what did you think of the Rings of Power Netflix series?"
"The story was way too predictable. It suffered from severe archotropism."
by FukuyamaRespecter October 31, 2022
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Architectware

Usually a little box on a diagram that a solutions architect has drawn. This diagram will bare absolutely no resemblance to any kind of real software ever developed ever. Yet in the architects head - and in the minds of management they talk to it is a real and possible thing, with an arbitrary delivery date.
Developer: Oh no, Ray the architect wants me to build this bit of Architectware - apparently it will only take me a week.

Every other technically aware person on the team: Oh %*&£!
by honestalice April 15, 2013
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Archiquette

Is a giant like creature with french ancestry. A giant that is incapable of liking anything should said thing be liked by more than 3 other persons. These "Archiquettes" are also unable to use diving boards for fear of crippling themselves.
Look at that Archiquette, it hates trendy music!
by Jslackin March 11, 2011
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Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons

Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.

Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
by TheWerepyreKing February 28, 2013
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architorture

Slang term for the major of "Architecture" at most universities that offer the degree in the united states.
He's an Architorture major, that's why he never gets any sleep.
by octavius March 10, 2004
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