Appssistant

App-ssis-tant noun

A friend or realitive who has taken it upon themselves to tell you what Apps you "need" to download.

My kids let me know which apps are best. They are my appssistants!

Friend: "Dude! You totally have to check out this app!"
Friend 2: "What are you, my appssistant?"

by GreyPajamas January 13, 2011

bong appetit

When you're stoned, about to munch, and wish someone a good meal.

"Dude, those 30 buffalo wings look gnar-gnar. Bong appetit!"

by RiskVsReward July 22, 2012

good appetite

a natural desire to satisfy a bodily need, especially for food.

To wish someone a good or delicious meal meal.

Used in England.

People use them in Europe in general specially Germany and Italy.
They're being used in the Middle East also.

'Have a good appetite Almohannad'.

'A walk before lunch sharpens the appetite'.

'Alghamdi has a strong appetite, when it comes to Thai food'.

by MND341 July 6, 2014

appsturbate

to simulate the use of smartphone/i-phone apps for another, in an attempt to show them how necessary/cool it is to have or need to have them.

an explanation of the app's assets by partial demo of said app.
unlike masturbation, appsturbation requires another person as voyeur, if you will, to watch the appsturbator show his/her strokes.

people gathered 'round, as mikey stroked his iphone screen, showing off his latest app. he just needed to appsturbate, then and there. sure it wasn't as good as the full-on, program he used on his home computer, but it would do for now.

by hack'n'slash January 24, 2011

appshit

adjective; used to describe those on Facebook who not only participate in Farmville, "What kind of ____ are you" quizzes, etc.- but also feel the need to inform you of their progress and results, under the false assumption that you give a damn.

Wow, I'm really glad Michael was able to obtain a fake peach tree, for his fake orchard, on a game that allows you to grow fake fruits and vegetables, I guess so you can then take them to the fake market or feed your fake family. Michael goes appshit entirely too often, so his news status is officially hidden.

by Marsupial54 November 2, 2009

Appstinence

Whenever someone desires to buy an app but do not have any points to do so. This is caused when one is too lazy to go out and get an iTunes card.

I've been wanting to get this one app but i've unfortunately been forced into Appstinence.

by Ze Urban Bird October 15, 2010

Appetizer

The tuft of chest hair protruding from a mans slightly unbuttoned dress shirt or v-neck t-shirt.

Wendy was salivating over Jimmys appetizer on display at dinner.

by Sre106 August 20, 2013