Realitive 

When an alter of someone with DID has a name inspired by a person they may look upto but does not become the person they look upto.

"Hey, Noel, how did you get your name?"
"From Oasis or sum idk?"
"Oh shit, so you're a realitive!"

Realitive by aarrkkaa00 December 7, 2023

Russian Reactive Armour 

It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.

The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.

Russian Reactive Armour by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023

airport relatives

People you keep seeing on a trip involving air travel: at check-in, in the security line, at starbucks, waiting at the gate, sitting three rows ahead of you, waiting for baggage claim, etc

See that guy in the flowered shirt? He sat in front of me and farted the whole trip. Yea, I saw him fixing his carry-on with duct tape in the mens room. Are those salt stains on his sweatpants? I think so. Well, you can't choose your airport relatives

airport relatives by Dave the mambo king June 4, 2010

Theory of relativeity 

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.

It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!

Theory of relativeity by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

Relatives tax 

The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present

Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax

Relatives tax by pseudonames July 4, 2009

Relative Ten 

The girl or guy who is the best looking in a small sample of people, such as at a bar or at work, even though they would not be considered a 10 outside of that situation.

Every time I go to a bar I seek out the relative ten and hit on her.

Relative Ten by mrmayhem June 7, 2016

The Theory of Relative Hottness 

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

The Theory of Relative Hottness by Free6000 December 17, 2008