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Applebees Date Rape Creepy

This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
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Applebee's

Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.
Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*
by Bill Nye the Science Eye January 19, 2022
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Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
by MHlovr March 9, 2022
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Applecentric

To feel superior in comparison to devoted PC users
That new girl in the office is so Applecentric! She poured coffee on my PC and used my CDs as coasters, let's hide dildos in her desk.
by Cubeshine January 19, 2007
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Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010
You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.
by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010
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applebee

Any oversalted fried food product that only fat rednecks who eat at Applebee's would enjoy
Gee Darla I'm a gonna dip this applebee in some ranch dressing!
by RikkiTikkiT June 28, 2012
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
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