Adpocalypse

the way youtube is taking ads away causing youtubers to find new ways of making money

Pewdiepie: i had to get a job at mcdonald’s because of the fucking adpocalypse

Jacksepticeye: damn i’m sorry i need to find a new job the adpocalypse is seriously affecting my life

by d3finitions April 23, 2018

apoclyapus

A giant octopus that will cause the Apocalypse by smashing one of its tentacles down on each of the seven continents, and the 8th one in the ocean.

Beware the apoclyapus!!! Ooooh!!!

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

apocalypse sex

Thoughtless, careless sex happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences.

Figuring that this was the end of the world I turned to the girl sitting next to me and said 'why not' as we commenced to have passionate apocalypse sex; I just hoped that this time, it was for real...

by Fox64 January 12, 2008

apocalypse rising

Once one of the most popular games on Roblox, Apoc is an online multiplayer pvp zombie survival game. The game has since been abandoned by its developers, Gusmanak and ZolarKeth. The community mostly consists of hackers and other incredibly toxic players nowadays.

I got killed by a hacker in Apocalypse Rising.

by jmanx360 December 23, 2019

apocatastasis

A restoration to the original condition. A name given to the theological belief that a time will come when all free creatures will share in the grace of salvation, even the devils and lost souls. According to this dogma, the reason hell exists is to separate good from evil in the soul. It is therefore not an eternal punishment, but an amelioration. A time will come when all evil shall cease to be, since it has no existence of its own apart from the free will.

"When I started going to church again, my acne cleared up."

"You're experiencing apocatastasis."

by the migster August 29, 2005

apocalyptic fail

An even bigger failure than an epic fail; One that will trigger global destruction if allowed to continue.

Windows Vista. Big enough of an apocalyptic fail for you?

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

apocalypshit

A shit so rank and so stank, it damn near ends worlds.

*The day after a flat of Dos Equis and too much Taco Bell*
07:00 - Wake up for work, the farts begin.
07:30 to 08:00 - Wishing you had an M-40 gas mask in your car.
09:37 - Sitting alone in the office, co-workers keeping away. Tremors begin.
10:18 - Almost getting fired for letting one rip in the boss's office.
10:58 - Unable to contain, waddling to the nearest restroom.
10:59 - Containment breached! CONTAINMENT BREACHED!!!
11:13 - Searching for toilet paper, still wishing you had an M-40.
11:15 - Teary eyed, swollen anus hole, waddles out of restroom to find unconscious co-workers.
11:31 - HazMat Team arrives on scene. Curious, uneasy.
12:02 - Recovery team moves all afflicted to the safe zone.
12:27 - Containment of ground zero.
12:42 - Decontamination process commencing.
13:13 - Co-workers begin to stir, symptoms of confusion, burnt out olfactory nerves.
23:12 - Decontamination process complete, 65% loss of paint on the walls. All survivors to be further monitored for PTS.
23:59 - Apocalypshit contained... for now.

by BombBrewer November 8, 2013