by The swagenator April 18, 2008
Hey do you follow antiquity comprehension?
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!
by Officer piggy wiggy August 12, 2021
When a man masturbates to gay porn and finishes on his own stomach then let's it dry to a crust like the patina on an antique.
by HenryBemis July 26, 2017
A variation on the act referred to as the 'antique' method where tea-bagging is added mid throw so that the extra 'baggage' resembles an antique chandelier on the friends face.
" Woah dude, you just totally antique chandelier that dude... with your nuts."
"We should Antique Chandelier the Cro-Mag."
"We should Antique Chandelier the Cro-Mag."
by Deadly Jerm January 22, 2009
by dmillions2013 September 12, 2012
Verb; The act of emmiting one's load, or money shot, on a female's face and proceeding by throwing a handful of flour in the air and disappearing by the time it settles.
by BAWB04 February 20, 2011
(1) Any time in the modern era that predates your conception birthday.
(2) The latter half of the 20th Century; before the Aughts.
(3) The time before email, smartphones and the world wide web.
(4) When your parents grew up.
(2) The latter half of the 20th Century; before the Aughts.
(3) The time before email, smartphones and the world wide web.
(4) When your parents grew up.
Before the Aughts, in times of modern antiquity, people had to sit in meetings, pay attention and actually single-task. Can you imagine not being able to text, update your status, or check-in?
by Headington Cabal May 24, 2011