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turd animals

A childhood game, carried all the way into adulthood, typically played by ‘only children’ who learn very early on to amuse themselves with everyday occurrences such as taking a poop and then turning it into a game by staring into the toilet to determine what animal their fabulous turd most closely resembles.
Since I’m now fairly well-known for so many incredible things, I’ve posted just a few of my more recent turd animals for my followers who may be interested in joining me to admire this small sample of my most unique and potentially collectible floating brown sculptures.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2023
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Please don't feed the animals

Short: PDFTA

Successful rock group from London, UK.

Characterized by their sick guitar player Scott Langford, naked bass player Eric Lamb, female beat player Kae Takemura and energetic vocalist Oskar Hall.

Can be seen in many famous bars and clubs in and around London and in larger arenas in a few years to come.
Girl 1: Have u heard please don't feed the animals?

Girl 2: Yeah, they are amazing! And they are all sooo fit too...

Girl 1: I kno! They make me wanna touch myself!
by PDFTA:er December 27, 2009
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animalist

no example necessary to depict animalist.
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super furry animals

oops, in reference to my last definition of super furry animals, i meant Happy Tree Friends.
Sorry about that. Its sick that acrtoon, but amazingly addictive.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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animalsex

most fun a dude can have. all u got 2 do is find a willing animal and start fucking it. its the most fun i have ever had
by gay man November 28, 2003
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Macho animals

the most macho of all animals.
current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted
MACHO ANIMAL THEME

they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls

macho animals, macho animals!

there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed

macho animals, macho animals

dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection

macho animals, macho animals.....
by Hakko April 14, 2004
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Animalism

1. The preference of one animal over another.

2. The act of being excessively biased/prejudiced to one animal over another
Similar to racism, just with animals instead of races
Mark "Bro, I dont care if it IS Thanksgiving, Im eating steak"
Jacob "hey thats animalism!"

Mark "Im a dog lover, so you and your cat can go f*** yourselves"
Sandy "you animalist! Sometimes i dont think you love me"
by karmcy November 28, 2010
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