Alberta

The Texas of the North

Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.

by Echelon September 9, 2005

Alberta

As close to being American as a Canadian can get.

What do you mean Cletus is from Alberta? I thought he was a Texan!

by Transuranic Arquebus January 23, 2019

Alberta tongue twister

When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.

After the Flames game tonight wanna stop by Timmy's for a quick Alberta tongue twister?

by John Moneybags January 20, 2019

Alderiate

Le chien le plus musculeux du Flex Gang. Il garde bien son marécage menant vers le château de Soupex pour ne laisser rentrer que les subs tier 3 et ceux qui ont participé à la "cagnotte". Il permet notamment d'éviter Chiebalas et Singerex de s'enfuir. On dit que tous les mois, il tente de sauver sa douce princesse "Chap" des griffe de l'empire de Solary.

Wow! Tu as vraiment la carrure d'Alderiate pour te promener aussi impunément dans le vestiaire tout en étant habillé en cuir!

by ZeruVia November 11, 2020

Alberta Chili Bowl

In the middle of anal sex with a female, pull out and proceed to vomit in the gaping ass hole. Once done vomiting continue the anal sex until climax. The sludgy mess that escapes her rear afterwards provides your chili bowl with its contents.

"Dude, your room smells terrible."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."

by Bigcoopdogg November 16, 2012

Albertosaurus

Albertosaurus (/ælˌbɜ rtəˈsɔ rəs/; meaning "Alberta lizard") is a genus of tyrannosaurid theropod dinosaur that lived in western North America during the Late Cretaceous Period, about 70 million years ago. The type species, Albertosaurus sarcophagus, was apparently restricted in range to the modern-day Canadian province of Alberta, after which the genus is named. Scientists disagree on the content of the genus, with some recognizing Gorgosaurus libratus as a second species.

As a tyrannosaurid, Albertosaurus was a bipedal predator with tiny, two-fingered hands and a massive head that had dozens of large, sharp teeth. It may have been at the top of the food chain in its local ecosystem. While Albertosaurus was large for a theropod, it was much smaller than its larger and more famous relative Tyrannosaurus rex, growing nine to ten meters long and possibly weighing less than 2 metric tons.

Since the first discovery in 1884, fossils of more than 30 individuals have been recovered, providing scientists with a more detailed knowledge of Albertosaurus anatomy than is available for most other tyrannosaurids. The discovery of 26 individuals at one site provides evidence of pack behaviour and allows studies of ontogeny and population biology, which are impossible with lesser-known dinosaurs.

by WhoDatFreshBoi November 10, 2018

Alberto

The most amazing guy you will ever have the chance to talk to. A guy that is typically of Hispanic/ Mexican decent. Is athletic and very smart. He is loyal and caring when it comes to friends. He is extremely handsome and can play different instruments. Many girls want to be with him. He knows the value of his own greatness. Tends to be self-confident and social. At first he may seem quiet, but once you get to know him, you realize what you have been missing out on. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Getting to know him is an adventure. Seeing him around is breath-taking. Girls are jealous of the girls he talks to. Guys are jealous because he is always surrounded by girls. He rarely has a girlfriend though.

"Hey that guy is so sweet and cute!"
"Yeah, that's Alberto! <3 "

by Secret Letters August 30, 2013