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admin monkey

An individual employed in a job whereby their duties are administration based but tedious, repetitive, low-paid and boring, hence a monkey could do it for bananas.
Anna - "I just got a temping job at the bank."

Joe - "What are you doing?"

Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."
by copywriterclaire January 18, 2008
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Albino Justin Bieber

You can spot an AJB by their long, blond, Justin Bieber like hair. If they don't have a #10 jersey, it's not him
That Albino Justin Bieber isn't playing very well
by Albino Justin Bieber February 5, 2015
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Admin sit

Admin sit is a video game terminology where if you done something wrong in a server in multiplayer thats against the rules you will be put in an hidden room where the admin tells you not to do something
Player1: im gonna kill everyone in this server, hopefully, I won't get in an Admin sit
Admin: *brings player1*
by JTube April 19, 2019
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google admin

A person in the role of administrating or running servers, whose lack of knowledge to perform their tasks is compensated by 'google-ing' for instructions.
The admin for our servers is so uneducated, he is a google admin.
by Cybrboi2k October 3, 2010
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Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.
Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
by Zyeed April 19, 2019
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Albino Peacock

This is when you spray a stonking great jizz-bomb all over your lady-friend's back and it kinda fans out like a peacock's tail.
Rooster: "Hey, Cletus! Check out the killer Albino Peacock I done sprayed all over your sister's back!"

Cletus: "Rooster, you A-hole! Mary-belle's your sister too!"
by SPOO Inquisitor October 23, 2013
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admin trail mix

When you flip over a keyboard of a system admin, programmer or other tech and bang on it. The stuff that falls out is "admin trail mix".
We were all disgusted by the admin trail mix that came out of Bob's keyboard and had to disinfect his desk with Lysol.
by Omglolhax February 2, 2017
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