by AlekSnape November 22, 2021
Alek's can be smart but most of their achievements come from their hard work and tenacity. Alek's are often very ambitious and need to create room for rest so they can pursue what is most important. They are very discerning, wise, and humble, they can be a handful sometimes very fiery, their zealousness is often a pursuit of someone or something they love and if not handled correctly can become problematic. Alek's do not take no for an answer, they are the very definition of a man, pursuing their goals excelling at them all the same, and it's because they are never less than 110 percent. Alek's are extremely good looking but don't tell them that their humility won't allow them to acknowledge but they were designed by God. if you were, to sum up, the heart of an Alek it would be in four words "perseverance, diligence, and love and Faithful". Alek's are the best of friends. If you know an Alek then you know Their charm can be difficult to shake off and you'll never get enough of them.
by Faith&Films November 29, 2021
A guy who is a manwhore, a cheater, and an all out asshole. He also sleeps with any of his girlfriends' sisters, cousins, or step-sisters.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
Aleks: I'm so f*cking frustrated right now.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
by obwait December 13, 2010
Not to be confused with "Alex", the way most normal people spell their names, 'Aleks is different and unique. Despite being a huge prick underneath his wonderfully put together outfits and occasional guyliner, an 'Aleks is actually worth your time.
If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.
An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.
The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.
If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)
If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.
An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.
The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.
If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, he smells so BADLY!"
Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."
Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."
by butthurtgirl October 22, 2011
The hottest most awesome guy you will ever meet! He can be sarcastic sometimes, but when you first look into his dreamy blue eyes you will know he’s more than worth it! He’s so hilarious and will make you laugh anytime. Friendly is an understatement to this unique, spectacular guy. Alek is extremely sweet! He’ll stand up for his friends at any given moment, and is a complete flirt, making his victims turn bright red at his comments. You’ll be completely satisfied by him in every way!
Person 1: wow I wish I was more like Alek!
Person 2: I know, he’s so funny!
Person 1: why does everyone love him so much?
Person 2: he’s Alek, I think that’s self-explanatory
Person 2: I know, he’s so funny!
Person 1: why does everyone love him so much?
Person 2: he’s Alek, I think that’s self-explanatory
by Elite waffle March 10, 2018
Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. You know that you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or girlfriends tits. If not cleaned immediately the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.
"...And honey... Make sure to clean up your Aleks before you leave for school! No one likes a crusty Aleks!"
"But mom....."
"But mom....."
by gloria glovebox August 15, 2006
Girl 1: "It Was Nasty He was Alek everywhere."
Girl 2: "Did You at least Get anything"
Girl 1: "No, He was puking uncontrollably."
Girl 2: "Did You at least Get anything"
Girl 1: "No, He was puking uncontrollably."
by Rawr-lol- February 05, 2010