A really thicc person, with a great sense of humor and very hot.
They are really really thicc. Like dummy thicc due to the years of petting kitties and a diet based on human food and drinks. Alek is thicc.
They are really really thicc. Like dummy thicc due to the years of petting kitties and a diet based on human food and drinks. Alek is thicc.
Girl 1- "have you seen that guy ?"
Girl2- " Alek? The thicc one with a funny hat ? Gosh I wish I was that thicc."
In a casual conversation :" hey, that's Alek !"
Girl2- " Alek? The thicc one with a funny hat ? Gosh I wish I was that thicc."
In a casual conversation :" hey, that's Alek !"
by Hokusaijr November 23, 2021
Get the Alek mug.A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this
by Mr. know it all knowledge June 21, 2021
Get the Alek mug.A guy who is a manwhore, a cheater, and an all out asshole. He also sleeps with any of his girlfriends' sisters, cousins, or step-sisters.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
Aleks: I'm so f*cking frustrated right now.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
by obwait December 14, 2010
Get the aleks mug.Not to be confused with "Alex", the way most normal people spell their names, 'Aleks is different and unique. Despite being a huge prick underneath his wonderfully put together outfits and occasional guyliner, an 'Aleks is actually worth your time.
If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.
An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.
The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.
If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)
If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.
An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.
The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.
If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, he smells so BADLY!"
Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."
Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."
by butthurtgirl October 22, 2011
Get the 'Aleks mug.The hottest most awesome guy you will ever meet! He can be sarcastic sometimes, but when you first look into his dreamy blue eyes you will know he’s more than worth it! He’s so hilarious and will make you laugh anytime. Friendly is an understatement to this unique, spectacular guy. Alek is extremely sweet! He’ll stand up for his friends at any given moment, and is a complete flirt, making his victims turn bright red at his comments. You’ll be completely satisfied by him in every way!
Person 1: wow I wish I was more like Alek!
Person 2: I know, he’s so funny!
Person 1: why does everyone love him so much?
Person 2: he’s Alek, I think that’s self-explanatory
Person 2: I know, he’s so funny!
Person 1: why does everyone love him so much?
Person 2: he’s Alek, I think that’s self-explanatory
by Elite waffle March 10, 2018
Get the Alek mug.Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. You know that you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or girlfriends tits. If not cleaned immediately the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.
"...And honey... Make sure to clean up your Aleks before you leave for school! No one likes a crusty Aleks!"
"But mom....."
"But mom....."
by gloria glovebox August 14, 2006
Get the aleks mug.Girl 1: "It Was Nasty He was Alek everywhere."
Girl 2: "Did You at least Get anything"
Girl 1: "No, He was puking uncontrollably."
Girl 2: "Did You at least Get anything"
Girl 1: "No, He was puking uncontrollably."
by Rawr-lol- February 4, 2010
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