Alberto

That nigga will fuck u up he a fukin thug don't mess wit dat nigga

Alberto my nigga that dude is a cold hearted crazy straight up thug ass mothafucka

by Emma209 March 10, 2019

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Alberto

Some nigga that wants to “go back home”.
Likes to watch anime and jerk off to hentai. Really good at Minecraft. Sees the world in black & white. Very realistic and pessimistic. VERY MEAN AND YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS. Friends are useless like Sakura Haruno. Lowkey loves his friends and family he just stubborn. Kawaii in the streets but Senpai in the sheets.

Alberto will fuck on yo bitches

by BubbyChan April 21, 2021

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Alberto

An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)

Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute

Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho

A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."

by Poobamaster December 4, 2007

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A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.

friend 1: have you seen alberto?

friend 2: I think he's giving a BJ to his cousin.

by Bj Martinez June 8, 2013

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