Alaskan Spear-Chucker 

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.

Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.

Alaskan Spear-Chucker by Uthorr February 11, 2013

alaskan polar bear 

a bear from alaska... nothing sexual at all u pervert

wow look its an alaskan polar bear

alaskan polar bear by bottomtothetopfromthegroundup December 19, 2010

Alaskan thunderfuck 

Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached

I Alaskan thunderfucked this bad ass chick the other day

Alaskan thunderfuck by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017

alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC) 

the piece of shit left on the head of your dick after anal sex.

I was plowing this girl in the ass and when I pulled out that was when I realized that I had an Alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC).

alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC) by Billdoe December 23, 2012

Alaskan Paintjob 

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.

Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.

Alaskan Paintjob by Joe Joker May 30, 2011

Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping

wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro

Baked Alaska by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

Alaskan Bull Worm 

When something is big, scary and pink. If all three do not apply, then it is not an Alaskan Bull Worm.

*Big pink monster appears from the shadows*
Boy: LOOK! IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!

Alaskan Bull Worm by Iced Liberal April 20, 2020